" i was talking to my brother while driving in the car.. and he was telling me about this party he went to.. and he was like the 'only' sober one there.. and everyone else was just totally drunk!
anyways this one guy was holding a beer bottle in his hand and we stumbled backwards.. and fell over the dog house!.. in the fall.. he hand crushed the beer bottle and cut his hand like 5 times! deeply mind you.
so my brother.. being the only 'sober' one there drove his good friend to the hospital and wrapped the blood soaked hand in a plastic bag to avoid blood getting on his leather seats
my brother was driving through red lights and overtaking people left and right.. and during this the friend kept on repeating... "i'm fine! i'm fine!"
however... halfway through .. he said ... "dude .. i cant feel my hand" groggily
and then mumbled "gimme a smoke"
"i need a smoke before i leave"
LOL. anyways as my brother was repeating this to me.. i said
"wait.. so this guy was sitting right here? where im sitting??!"
".. yeh.. you should watch out there might be some blood"
"AHHHHHHHH!"
(written from a different perspective) it was pretty funny :P
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